Mark
Henry's Search for Ms. Wright
Sexual
Chocolate Mark Henry is looking for the perfect
woman. Wiht his busy schedule, Mark says it's
tough to find Ms. Right. So he's asked the
editors of World Wrestling Federation
Magazine for the opportunity to conduct his
important search. Here are some of Sexual
Chocolate's preferences:
Between five feet six inches
and six feet tall.
Stong athletic build.
Between 140-170 pounds.
Intimidating but sweet--able
to fit in and not be afraid to explore
her sexuality. (Being with Sexual
Chocolate there is a lot of exploring to
do.)
Walks in the park and nights
in the dark.
Exercising--not in the gym.
(Sexual Chocolate is planning to put out
his own "sexercise" video.).
Intellegent enough to grasp
the knowledge Sexual Chocolate preaches.
Watch and feel the way
Sexual Chocolate holds them and listen to
the way his game unfolds to them.
Dress in the finest clothes
because only Sexual Chocolate knows
Victoria's true secret.
Mark
Henry's poem in honor of his search:
My
Situation
Here
we are in a room of candlelight
A wine dinner and a man you truly like
We will eat quietly as you look into my eyes
You blink softly as I make you hypnotized
To
this beauty that sits in front of me
With a dress on that fits you to a "T"
We move to the couch to explore the atmosphere
Some real soft Luther or Barry White is always
there
You're
feeling tense
So I massage around your neck
I whisper in your ear
And I give you little pecks
I can't imagine us starting up a spark
But I can't see us getting intimate in the dark
But
I'll wait
Because I am a gentleman
Through and through
I see you, woman, and I know just what to do
I
take off your shoes
And I rub your feet and legs
I'll move up youyr body
As I hear your moans and begs
I'll
kiss you on the lips to see if the time is right
And if it is, on your breast, I will lick and
bite
And to your navel and stomach
I will gently glide
The
feelings I give are so deep
That you cannot hide
That
is my situation
If
you think you could be Ms. Right for Sexual
Chocolate, write to Mark at:
Sexual
Chocolate's Search for Ms. Right
c/o World Wrestling Federation Magazine
P.O. Box 3859
Stamford, CT 06905
|